Wednesday, January 23, 2013

if i were a boy...


no i'm not gonna pull a beyonce on you.  but i am gonna link up with erin over at living in yellow.

if i were a boy...

i would put down the damn toilet seat.
i would sleep in longer because i wouldn't have to put on makeup or fix my hair.
i would drink as much beer as i wanted to. 


i would be the romantic type and send flowers to my girl every chance i got!


i would own two pairs of shoes because come on who really notices guys shoes.
i would pee outside all the time!
 i would throw man parties.
i would use the stupidest pickup lines in the book.


i would own a suit.  men always look hot in a suit!
 i would rock the jersey shore look at all the clubs.

 
 and last but not least i would always respect the ladies!







3 comments:

  1. Haha! Love this! I I would do all of these things too, especially the stupidest pick up lines because there are sooooo many out there!

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  2. why can they never put that damn seat down?!!

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  3. First of all- those are some serious photoshop skillzzz you have girl! Second, I think the pickup lines part might be the best reason to be a guy I've read yet. So glad I found your blog!

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