something you may not know about me... i'm a secret nascar fan.
i was raised by a stepdad who raced, and growing up it's all i knew.
watching the race was a sunday ritual at our house, and yearly trips to daytona in february were all too common.
they come in all different breeds.
the most common being the one above.
today i'm going to tell you how to be a loyal nascar fan.
rule number 1:
always make sure you have a cooler full of budweiser. not bud light, not coors... budwieser.
if you have liquor you may end up like this dude:
rule number 2:
if you are a male, and you have a beer gut the size of my prego friends baby bump, then you are not allowed to wear a shirt. no exceptions.
(and having your favorite driver's number shaved in your back hair is a plus)
rule number 3:
you must have a mullet of some sort. even if you are a woman.
rule number 4:
the more teeth missing the better...
rule number 5:
a tatoo of a six pack on your beer gut is a must!
now head on over to sarah's blog and link up!
happy friday party peeps!