Tuesday, January 14, 2014

#bitches be crazy


it's my favorite time of year again.  that time where i get to watch one man date 20 women at the same time while he finds his perfect match.  hells yeah!!!
so i didn't do a bachelor recap last week, well because nothing exciting really happened... i was bored.  nobody got drunk and fell down a flight of stairs, and nobody tried to tie juan pablo up like a fifty shades of grey novel...
so anyway my glass of wine and i sat down last night to watch the second episode of this seasons "bachelor".
let's start from the beginning.  our sweet little hair dresser clare gets the first one on one date with jaun.  just as you would imagine, the date is a fairy tale.  it's a snowy wonderland complete with a hot tub and private concert.  aweeeee so sweet.

in the mean time back at the house, lucy decides that wearing a bikini top is not an option.  she bares all!  not surprised at all.

so anyway the next girl chosen for the one on one date with juan is none other than the fabulous kat.  they get in a private jet bound for where??  could it be the beaches of miami, or the busy streets of nyc?  well those two fantasies went out the window when juan pablo has kat put on flashing neon running attire.  still confused?  well after landing in salt lake city, kat finds out that her prince has chosen a very unique date.  a 5k...
ok so this isn't your usual 5k.  it's complete with loud music, lights, and neon glow sticks.  sounds kind of fun i guess... if i were going on a date with my bff.
but whatever floats your boat i guess.

now things get a little weird.
it's time for the first group date.
a sexy photo shoot with... hold up... DOGS!  WTF?!?
i'm all for a sexy photo shoot and all, but with dogs?  i mean i know it was for a good cause, but come on!  that's just odd.
 
so after the "sexy" photoshoot, the group date continues on top of a building with a rooftop pool and hot tub overlooking the city. they start having some drinks and chit chatting and getting their one on one time with juan when all of a sudden...
this girl is wassssted!


poor victoria...
after making a huge scene, crying like a 15 year old, and threatening to leave... she gets sent home.
sorry sweetie, maybe you should stay away from the wine.

drama drama drama

and it's time for the rose ceremony.
before things get started, cassandra (who we find out earlier in the episode has a son) gets a little teary eyed because she's stressed, not knowing if this is the right thing for her, and missing her little boy :( sad day!
but juan pablo comes to the rescue and makes her feel better, because if anyone knows what it's like to miss their little one, it would be juan ;)

so on to the ceremony...
clare, kat, and dog lover (kelly) all have roses.
surprise, surprise cassandra's little "i'm sad" spell wins her the first rose.
everyone except for amy and chantel get a rose (i thought amy was adorbale, but who the hell is chantel? )... sorry girls but it's time to go :(
and that my friends is my version of the bachelor recap.  tune in next time for more drama!

4 comments:

  1. haha agree with all of this!!! I didn't understand how the dog photo shoot was good for charity!? haha!

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  2. I don't watch The Bachelor so I have no clue about most of what you posted but I loved the title so I had to share that with you :)

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  3. haha love it! I don't even want to watch so I'll just come here for my recap! :)

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  4. Thank you for the reminder that this time of year is when it's easier for me to keep up with blogs, as I screen out the recap posts about The Bachelor. It's nothing against my wonderful blogger friends, but when it comes to The Bachelor, I just cant. I just ... I can't. :)

    xoxo,
    gayle | grace for gayle
    I'm a #Previvor!

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