realistic new years resolutions

january 1st comes around once a year, and each year while i nurse my new years eve hangover i sit down with a pen and piece of paper and write down my new years resolutions.  some of them i stick to for about a month and then i fall back into my old routine.  well guys i'm tired of wasting paper.  let's save a tree and come up with some realistic new years resolutions.

1. hit snooze at least 3 times on your alarm clock each morning.
2. drink at least 3 glasses of wine each week.
3. indulge in a slice of cake at least twice a week.  pretend it's your birthday :)
4. be late for work 2 out of 5 days.
5. be less organized 
6. skip the gym for girl's night out once a week.
7. stay in your pajamas for more the majority of the day every sunday.
8. make sure to put a spoonful of whipped cream in your coffee each morning.  trust me, you'll thank me later ;)
9. watch at least 2 crappy reality tv shows each week.
10. live each day to the fullest.  smile, and laugh more. 

Enjoy 2014 y'all!